Day 1

Just found out I am a MODEL. For a good time click www.vaunnyevo.com. Disco was my nickname in undergrad. I went to a women's college. Its called Smith. The bravest thing I could do upon my enrollment was invent a new name for myself based on my love of polyester and getting down. I had never been drunk in my life. I had a hymen. I had a good lie that no one could refute. I was Disco. Disco is dead. I have an MFA in Acting. I have five jobs and a solid gold charm that reads "*is born." That's star is born. I went to CalArts. I am in debt to my eyelashes. I sleep Friday and Saturday nights. I refuse to afford myself a vibrator. My hands are always clean. I almost went shopping for one with roomate, but she was scared, and already owned one. I am good at bonding. My greatest love lives in Paris. My last great love just turned 21. I have excellent taste. I never eat after 10am. Tonight's Menu: shower/ warm up articulators/ practice Nigerian accent/clean anything/sleep. The time is 9.06pm. Today is 17 April 2007. @ 6.30am tomorrow I will be at yoga. Ciao.